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Do you own a laptop? Do you often want or need to work in cafeterias? Coffee and laptops is meant for you. This site was started because I'm myself a major fan of coffee...and laptops. I have worked in cafeterias with free wireless internet for pretty much the past seven years. Even now that I actually have an office, I love working in cafeterias every once in a while. It's kind of an addiction you might say. Are you one of us?

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If you're like me, you're laptop freak. You open it up in the middle of nowhere (where wireless internet if available, of course) and start doing your things. These days the specs of your laptop aren't that important anymore. What matters the most is the quality of your battery, does it last one or six coffees? And wireless internet, free wireless internet matters to you as well. In your own country or while travelling. You need to be connected. Let's attempt to make it all easier for everyone - let's put together a list of free wireless areas. If everyone posted the ones they know, we could cover most parts of the world in no time. Ready?

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"Working is not for me, I'd rather look for something weird in the internet."

Window-shopping or finding the deals in the internet?

It’s Monday. I wake up, pretend to do some excercise, have a quick shower, no, I don’t eat in the morning, I go to my balcony to have a cigarette, finally put my clothes on and start walking to my office which is just 5-minute walk away from my apartment. I continue my day by answering email...



"The sun is shining, laptop on my table, waitress coming my way, intentions of ordering some coffee."

Cleaning your house – ain’t life a bitch

You know, I really have heard people saying that they love cleaning up. I really have. And it’s crazy to say, I know, that every once in a while, even I have enjoyed it. Making a total mess in your house by pulling all clothes and other stuff on the floor and then starting to make sense of it all....



"Just just gonna make myself some coffee when this touched my eyebrows."

Israel's Netanyahu answers a British journalist's questions

Even those who aren't particularly sympathetic to Israel's Benjamin Netanyahu could get a good measure of satisfaction from this interview with British Television during the retaliation against Hamas' shelling of Israel. The interviewer asked him: "How come so many more Palestinians have been kil...



"A friend of mine keeps sending me stuff, and mostly they are good!"

No email for the next 2 days

Sorry ... for the next 2 days I won't be able to respond to my e-mails... A friend is painting the ceilings in my house.


I was asked to hold the ladder You know me. I'm always the...




"Some things are just too good not to be shared with everyone else."

Testicle Therapy

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushe...



"I was just thinking of how much time I spend on doing things I don't know how to do..."

Ever thought of remote tech support?

If couple of years back (ok, maybe more like 14 years back) someone had mentioned me something called Remote Tech Support, I would have probably laughed and said it won't work. My mind would have imagined something like that –...



"I felt like writing, I started and couldn't stop. I wrote 48 hours non-stop. Then I woke up. It turned out it was a dream. I had been in a coma."

Top 10 could-have laptop accessories

Laptops get smaller and smaller, the laptop I'm using the most has just a 10'1 inch screen. But the smaller they get, the more add-on laptop accessories you could use. Here's a list of some accessories worth thinking about. Some of them are actually useful while others are just neat things to have. ...



"I have a friend who tends to send me weird things when I'm working on my laptop. This is one of them."

6 Affairs - would you believe it?

The 1st Affair

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in ...



"I was just thinking that I love my laptop, but there's something missing."

Top 8 useful laptop accessories

The main point of having a laptop vs a desktop computer is the chance to carry it around wherever and whenever you go. Having too many laptop accessories with you at all times doesn't make much sense. Unless you're traveling by car all the time. But independ...



"Thinking of article ideas I could write for my client, basically about what you can get for free in life...and then decided to write one for myself instead."

How about a free laptop?

Now this sounds like a dream come true, doesn't it? If someone were to offer you a free laptops, basically out of the high thin air, how many of you wouldn't accept it? Really, would someone who's not ...



"When I first read it, I kind of laughed my arse off, not that it's nice, but..."

Cruel Valentine's Day Joke

Little Melissa comes home from 1st grade & tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. 'Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint, and we're Jewish,' she asks, 'Will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine? Melissa's father thinks a bit, ...



"Thinking of the wonderful life I could have"

Government workers denied to text while driving

Barack Obama has banned US government workers to send text messages while driving in order to address the number of accidents caused by it. The funny, weird, idiotic fact however, is that it's really just government workers, not the everyday Joe's who got banned. If the law was created to mak...



"Facebook seems to be a good source of new information...yes, not always useful, but information is information, right? "

She really must love men

"Police in the Egyptian Red Sea resort city of Hurghada have arrested a local waitress on charges of polygamy, the Almasry Alyoum newspaper reported on Monday." Allegedly the woman had 7 husbands altogether...I'm pretty sure she actually had more thought...read more here....



"Was just working on some stuff, writing nonsense most of the time, when I saw this idiotic thing"

Russian apartment for traveling people



I've seen many apartments in my life - often the description doesn't stand up for the reality. In case of this russian apartment it's....well, it is an apartment. See more here....



"Remembered a video I saw a few days ago...it's more of a weird moral story about why you should always travel with your laptop."

That's why you should always travel with your laptop

Travelling should be a time out-time for you, so not always would you want to take your laptop with you. But on the other hand, always keeping you laptop, or at least a phone with you when travelling overseas might avoid a lot of problems. I recently saw a video of a guy who had gone traveling overs...



"Just watching Seven Days from Winamp Shoutcast TV and....took at glance at my not working laptop on my table...just terrible. Maybe I should really blow it up."

What to do with your not working laptop?

I have three different laptops sitting on my office table. Dell Latitude D630, Acer Aspire One and one laptop by a local provider, Ordi Enduro. The first two are working, but Ordi laptop, the white gay piece of hardware, stopped functioning a while ago. Or actually it didn't completely stop working,...



"I was just checking my mail in my hotel room in Nice, finished my beer and found out what had happened just a few days ago...is the world going mad? "

Ireland returns to Dark Ages

Ireland has made blasphemy illegal, threatening all free-thinkers with a fine up to €25,000. In most general terms, you just can't be rude. In a bit more detailed view, it threatens the free speech and discriminates all the non-believers. I'm really surprised US government didn't come to it first....



"Sitting, waiting, drinking coffee, writing some stuff with my text editors, smoking a lot, walking around like crazy and remembering I don't really like to wait."

Random thoughts

I have my laptop with me, the name of the site is Coffee and Laptops but right now I feel like it could rather be Coffee and Cigarettes. I've been sitting in this airport (Riga, Latvia) the past four hours and will be here for another three. Hopefully, if nothing comes up, my flight leaves in time. ...



"I was just searching ( well...actually for a third day in a row ) for well-priced tickets to abroad for couple of weeks, and decided to share some info with you as well..."

List of cheap low-cost airlines and cheap airline fares and some mumbling

Whenever I decide to go travelling, I start to go through different cheap airline sites. It really depends which ones, obviously I won't be looking for cheap international flights if I just want to a few thousand miles away or France or Portugal, for example. Though in all honesty, usually when ...



"Drinking coffee in a cafeteria, searching why my new laptop's touchpad suddenly stopped working a few days ago."

Read the fucking manual

I remember I was at a friend's house, we were just connecting my laptop to a video projector when my Acer Aspire One touchpad stopped working. I figured it can't be anything big as...well, things usually don't stop working for no obvious reasons. And as it turns out, it didn't. Getting the laptop...



"I was looking for great domains for my upcoming projects, drinking my 6th coffee within the last 4 hours when I suddenly saw something weird."

Moving beer table anyone?


If only I would have bought a camera as well when I went to shop for bananas last week (and came out with a laptop). I just saw a weird picture - a beer table on wheels, about 15 people on the chairs around the table, all pedalling (like on a bicycle), barrels under the table, taps on the table, peo...



"Facebook is to blame for everything, I say. How can you get any work done if everyone are bugging you? "

Top 11 most ridiculous laws in United Stated

We all know - stupid laws do exist. And independent of how ridiculous they might sounds, they need to be followed. Found a site which brings out some of the american stupid laws out there. For example, In Yamhill, Oregon, it is illegal to predict the future. Or in Gainsville, Georgia, it is punis...



"Yesterday afternoon I went shopping for bananas. Once I exited the shop, I had my bananas, but not only. Additionally I had a new headset, external hard drive and a new small travel laptop - Acer Aspire One."

What do bananas have to do with Acer Aspire One?

You spend enormous amounts of money on beer, on food, on...maybe playing poker? And losing? Well, whatever the case is with you, whenever I want to buy something bigger than a beer, I feel like I have no money for it. Weeks, or maybe just days later, I find myself without the money I could have spen...



"It's about 5pm and I guess it's time to finish working for today...but before I do, I thought I'd share something weird with ya."

Busty mannequin causing problems


I often find myself in the situation where I feel people have too much free time in their hands. And if I say it, it has to be true. The last weird thing I heard was about mannequin with huge boobs. Nice to look at, right? Who could have anything against it. But it seems like there are people who do...



"Had a beer or a few last night. At least I know one thing for sure, I did drink beer. Now it's morning, I decided to check my email and a few other things and noticed you are already coming to this site..."

Coffee and laptops is not yet finished!


I haven't really promoted Coffeeandlaptops.com yet, neither added to search engines and such but things have gone a bit differently. You are reading this already, right? I thought I'd write this post to let you know this site is still missing some crucial features. For example - you can't login, reg...



"Finished working, left office, sat down in an internet cafeteria, ordered a beer and read my email that read..."

If Nike can do it, we can do it also!

)It's an email from an internet ad network I have been part of - "It's been Vizi's biggest month ever! Despite the economy, and the downturn, we've been buying media and making more money than ever. How are we doing it? We've hired underage children from China to work our telephone lines, and passed...



"I was just thinking I should start working when I got a message from a friend of mine..."

BMW Garage door opener - the next big thing in technology

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"Just arrived in my office, opened up my ten programs, checked my emails and there it was..."

I won 250k Euros and a Dell laptop!

Each of us has received offers you have won something with your email. Well, this time this was it - I got an email from MICROSOFT CORPORATION...it can't be wrong, can it? Okay, the reply-to email was microsoft.claimsdpt09@yahoo.com.hk but...okay. Maybe Microsoft's own servers weren't working at the...



"After arriving at my office at around 11am, I didn't know what to do with my time - took some stupid facebook tests where I found out I attract transvestites...no comment, and received the following email from a friend of mine."

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

This type of humor was normal during the late forties and early fifties when the hotels outside of NYC, such as "Grossinger's", "The Neville", "The Concord", etc. in counties like Sullivan (where we grew up), Montgomery, etc, were very popular. You may remember the old Jewish Catskill comics o...



"I was just writing some info pages for this site in hopes to get closer to completing the main things on my new baby, when suddenly, from nowhere visible, an msn post appeared."

Granny with LSD

A young man asks his granny: Have you seen my pills, the ones I left on the table? They were labeled ‘LSD’… Granny says: F*ck the pills, man… Have you seen the dragon in the kitchen?...







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