http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com Sat, 08 Apr 2017 05:10:20 GMT CoffeeAndLaptops Feed http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/News-maybe/When-president-Trump-goes-after-a-teenager--144.html Based on a news by The Hollywood reporter, Trump has sent his legal team after 17-year old Lucy, the owner of kittenfeed.com. The legal team has sent her a cease-and-desist letter.]]> http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/pictures/144-1-350210.jpgThu, 23 Mar 2017 09:46:44 GMT http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/News-maybe/Fine-for-masturbation-$100-plus-a-24-hour-cooling-off-period--143.html State Rep. Jessica Farrar proposed new legislation that, if turned into a law, would fine men $100 for masturbating. It would also require a 24-hour cooling off period before they can buy Viagra. ]]> http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/pictures/143-1-350210.jpgWed, 15 Mar 2017 07:57:21 GMT http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/News-maybe/Stephen-Hawking-A-world-government-is-the-only-way-to-save-mankind--142.html Stephen Hawking says that the rise of technology could destroy us, and to prevent that, it needs to be controlled. He also said that the only thing that can save mankind is world government. We need to find a way to establish threats to us quickly before they are able to escalate.]]> http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/pictures/142-1-350210.jpgFri, 10 Mar 2017 03:32:35 GMT http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/Random-ramblings/Trump-tells-Planned-Parenthood-to-give-up-planning--141.html Millions and millions of women - cervical cancer, breast cancer - are helped by Planned Parenthood. I would defund it because I am pro-life, but millions of women are helped by Planned Parenthood.]]> http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/pictures/141-1-350210.jpgWed, 08 Mar 2017 10:30:10 GMT http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/News-maybe/You-have-been-swimming-in-pee--140.html It is no surprise that public swimming pools might have some pee in it. But the amount of it has always been difficult to measure, or estimate. But now...]]> http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/pictures/140-1-350210.jpgThu, 02 Mar 2017 12:20:30 GMT http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/News-maybe/President-of-Iceland-doesnt-like-pineapple-on-pizza--139.html There are problems in Iceland. About Pizza. The president of Iceland, Gudni Th. Johannesson, said that if he could, he would ban pineapple toppings on pizza. ]]> http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/pictures/139-1-350210.jpgThu, 23 Feb 2017 09:03:07 GMT http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/Random-comments/Only-Trump--138.html I have said before that the good thing about Trump is that you never need to credit the source of the quote, everyone knows who it is. As is the case this time.]]> http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/pictures/138-1-350210.jpgSat, 18 Feb 2017 07:51:29 GMT http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/News-maybe/Stephen-Miller-Thou-shalt-not-question-your-Supreme-leaders-words--137.html Stephen Miller, a senior advisor to Kim Jong-un, said last week that "Our opponents, the media and the whole world will soon see as we begin to take further actions that powers of the president to protect are country are very substantial and will not be questioned."]]> http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/pictures/137-1-350210.jpgThu, 16 Feb 2017 10:04:03 GMT http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/Random-comments/Random-comment--136.html Trump's quotes need no attribution, everyone knows it's him. So we have to give him that, he does have his own voice. And hands.]]> http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/pictures/136-1-350210.jpgMon, 06 Feb 2017 09:04:06 GMT http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/Tired-of-working/Oh-paypal-and-the-love-and-hate-relationship--135.html So I was trying to send a payment to someone in GBP earlier today. Which, in general, seems like an easy task, right? Well, yes. And yet, by the end of the day it can be way more expensive than you'd expect. ]]> http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/pictures/135-1-350210.jpgMon, 23 Jan 2017 10:24:41 GMT http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/Fun-with-laptops/I-spilled-coffee-on-my-laptop--114.html I was just thinking...we do people make fun of blonds at the beauty contests who are talking about world peace? Hmm, okay, yes, actually it is just a bit ridiculous, but just a bit. I think I should stop thinking about things I actually don't five a thin]]> http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/pictures/N/A-114-1-350210.jpgSat, 21 Jan 2017 04:09:09 GMT http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/Bored-posts/Russian-apartment-for-traveling-people--99.html Was just working on some stuff, writing nonsense most of the time, when I saw this idiotic thing]]> http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/pictures/N/A-99-1-350210.jpgSat, 21 Jan 2017 04:07:11 GMT http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/Bored-posts/BMW-Garage-door-opener---the-next-big-thing-in-technology--86.html I was just thinking I should start working when I got a message from a friend of mine...]]> http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/pictures/N/A-86-1-350210.jpgSat, 21 Jan 2017 04:06:23 GMT http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/Bored-posts/I-won-250k-Euros-and-a-Dell-laptop--85.html Just arrived in my office, opened up my ten programs, checked my emails and there it was...]]> http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/pictures/N/A-85-1-350210.jpgSat, 21 Jan 2017 04:04:39 GMT http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/Bored-posts/We-always-hold-hands-If-I-let-go-she-shops--84.html After arriving at my office at around 11am, I didn't know what to do with my time - took some stupid facebook tests where I found out I attract transvestites...no comment, and received the following email from a friend of mine.]]> http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/pictures/N/A-84-1-350210.jpgSat, 21 Jan 2017 04:04:01 GMT http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/Bored-posts/Granny-with-LSD--83.html I was just writing some info pages for this site in hopes to get closer to completing the main things on my new baby, when suddenly, from nowhere visible, an msn post appeared.]]> http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/pictures/N/A-83-1-350210.jpgSat, 21 Jan 2017 04:02:58 GMT http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/Lap-travel/Thats-why-you-should-always-travel-with-your-laptop--98.html Remembered a video I saw a few days ago...it's more of a weird moral story about why you should always travel with your laptop.]]> http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/pictures/N/A-98-1-350210.jpgSat, 21 Jan 2017 04:02:03 GMT http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/Lap-travel/Random-thoughts--95.html Sitting, waiting, drinking coffee, writing some stuff with my text editors, smoking a lot, walking around like crazy and remembering I don't really like to wait.]]> http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/pictures/N/A-95-1-350210.jpgSat, 21 Jan 2017 04:01:13 GMT http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/Lap-travel/List-of-cheap-low-cost-airlines-and-cheap-airline-fares-and-some-mumbling--94.html I was just searching ( well...actually for a third day in a row ) for well-priced tickets to abroad for couple of weeks, and decided to share some info with you as well...]]> http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/pictures/N/A-94-1-350210.jpgSat, 21 Jan 2017 04:00:51 GMT http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/Fun-with-laptops/The-best-laptop-office-ever--116.html Work, work, work....sometimes it's great to have fun while working on your working environment. Yep. ]]> http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/pictures/N/A-116-1-350210.jpgSat, 21 Jan 2017 03:59:12 GMT http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/Fun-with-laptops/What-to-do-with-your-not-working-laptop---97.html Just watching Seven Days from Winamp Shoutcast TV and....took at glance at my not working laptop on my table...just terrible. Maybe I should really blow it up.]]> http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/pictures/N/A-97-1-350210.jpgSat, 21 Jan 2017 03:57:26 GMT http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/Interesting-news/Israels-Netanyahu-answers-a-British-journalists-questions--110.html Just just gonna make myself some coffee when this touched my eyebrows.]]> http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/pictures/N/A-110-1-350210.jpgSat, 21 Jan 2017 03:56:03 GMT http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/Interesting-news/Ireland-returns-to-Dark-Ages--96.html I was just checking my mail in my hotel room in Nice, finished my beer and found out what had happened just a few days ago...is the world going mad? ]]> http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/pictures/N/A-96-1-350210.jpgSat, 21 Jan 2017 03:55:25 GMT http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/Useful-posts/Top-10-could-have-laptop-accessories--106.html I felt like writing, I started and couldn't stop. I wrote 48 hours non-stop. Then I woke up. It turned out it was a dream. I had been in a coma.]]> http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/pictures/N/A-106-1-350210.jpgSat, 21 Jan 2017 03:53:51 GMT http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/Useful-posts/Read-the-fucking-manual--93.html Drinking coffee in a cafeteria, searching why my new laptop's touchpad suddenly stopped working a few days ago.]]> http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/pictures/N/A-93-1-350210.jpgSat, 21 Jan 2017 03:51:45 GMT http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/Useful-posts/What-do-bananas-have-to-do-with-Acer-Aspire-One--90.html Yesterday afternoon I went shopping for bananas. Once I exited the shop, I had my bananas, but not only. Additionally I had a new headset, external hard drive and a new small travel laptop - Acer Aspire One.]]> http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/pictures/N/A-90-1-350210.jpgSat, 21 Jan 2017 03:51:14 GMT http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/Tired-of-working/Today-I-invented-a-bicycle-yesterday-a-tank--117.html Too much sun is never a good thing, it doesn't really hurt your head, but it can cause delusions. ]]> http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/pictures/N/A-117-1-350210.jpgSat, 21 Jan 2017 03:50:09 GMT http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/Random-ramblings/6-Affairs---would-you-believe-it--105.html I have a friend who tends to send me weird things when I'm working on my laptop. This is one of them.]]> http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/pictures/N/A-105-1-350210.jpgSat, 21 Jan 2017 03:48:54 GMT http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/Random-ramblings/A-few-funny-Baseball-quotes--134.html Thinking about coffee.]]> http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/pictures/134-1-350210.jpgSat, 21 Jan 2017 03:46:56 GMT http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/Random-ramblings/Humor-from-the-brits--133.html Only thought....nothing, got nothing. I think I'm Homer. Cheeseburger. Beer.]]> http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/pictures/N/A-133-1-350210.jpgSat, 21 Jan 2017 03:46:20 GMT http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/Random-ramblings/I-decided-to-stop-smoking--131.html Sitting on my ass, feeling weird, like stoned or something and...well, working?]]> http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/pictures/N/A-131-1-350210.jpgSat, 21 Jan 2017 03:45:36 GMT http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/Random-ramblings/Old-people-are-stupid--130.html balambalaaa]]> http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/pictures/N/A-130-1-350210.jpgSat, 21 Jan 2017 03:45:01 GMT http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/Random-ramblings/Me-and-electronic-equipmentthey-dont-work-together--128.html thinking...why me?]]> http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/pictures/N/A-128-1-350210.jpgSat, 21 Jan 2017 03:44:14 GMT http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/Random-ramblings/My-fourth-cup-of-coffee-and-Im-tired-as-hell--127.html Trying to get some work done...]]> http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/pictures/N/A-127-1-350210.jpgSat, 21 Jan 2017 03:43:27 GMT http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/Random-ramblings/Boot-Camp-for-Coffee-Drinkers-yes-for-all-of-us--125.html brommbromm, ignition!]]> http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/pictures/N/A-125-1-350210.jpgSat, 21 Jan 2017 03:42:41 GMT http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/Random-ramblings/Coffee-for-a-Better-Life--124.html just waiting for my morning coffee to cool down a bit]]> http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/pictures/N/A-124-1-350210.jpgSat, 21 Jan 2017 03:41:20 GMT http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/Random-ramblings/Thats-the-way-to-open-an-IT-office--121.html Recovering from last night...]]> http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/pictures/N/A-121-1-350210.jpgSat, 21 Jan 2017 03:40:38 GMT http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/Random-ramblings/New-project-idea---Toilet-Messages--119.html I consider myself an extremely creative person, I really do. But for some reason no one else seems to notice. ]]> http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/pictures/N/A-119-1-350210.jpgSat, 21 Jan 2017 03:39:02 GMT http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/Random-ramblings/Theres-something-in-the-water--118.html Morning thoughts and confusions...]]> http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/pictures/N/A-118-1-350210.jpgSat, 21 Jan 2017 03:27:55 GMT http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/Random-ramblings/I-promise-to-make-backups-every-time--115.html I was just thinking that I have been working with computers 15 years or so...and when it comes to backups, I'm still as stupid as some 5-year old who doesn't even know he can make a backup of his angry bird game.]]> http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/pictures/N/A-115-1-350210.jpgSat, 21 Jan 2017 03:25:52 GMT http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/Random-ramblings/No-email-for-the-next-2-days--109.html A friend of mine keeps sending me stuff, and mostly they are good!]]> http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/pictures/N/A-109-1-350210.jpgSat, 21 Jan 2017 03:23:17 GMT http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/Random-ramblings/Testicle-Therapy--108.html Some things are just too good not to be shared with everyone else.]]> http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/pictures/N/A-108-1-350210.jpgSat, 21 Jan 2017 03:21:40 GMT http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/Random-ramblings/Cruel-Valentines-Day-Joke--102.html When I first read it, I kind of laughed my arse off, not that it's nice, but...]]> http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/pictures/N/A-102-1-350210.jpgSat, 21 Jan 2017 03:20:52 GMT http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/Random-ramblings/Government-workers-denied-to-text-while-driving--101.html Thinking of the wonderful life I could have]]> http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/pictures/N/A-101-1-350210.jpgSat, 21 Jan 2017 03:18:50 GMT http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/Random-ramblings/Moving-beer-table-anyone--92.html I was looking for great domains for my upcoming projects, drinking my 6th coffee within the last 4 hours when I suddenly saw something weird.]]> http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/pictures/N/A-92-1-350210.jpgSat, 21 Jan 2017 03:17:51 GMT http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/Random-ramblings/Top-11-most-ridiculous-laws-in-United-Stated--91.html Facebook is to blame for everything, I say. How can you get any work done if everyone are bugging you? ]]> http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/pictures/N/A-91-1-350210.jpgSat, 21 Jan 2017 03:15:23 GMT http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/Random-ramblings/If-Nike-can-do-it-we-can-do-it-also--87.html Finished working, left office, sat down in an internet cafeteria, ordered a beer and read my email that read...]]> http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/pictures/N/A-87-1-350210.jpgSat, 21 Jan 2017 03:13:37 GMT http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/Bored-posts/She-really-must-love-men--100.html Facebook seems to be a good source of new information...yes, not always useful, but information is information, right? ]]> http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/pictures/N/A-100-1-350210.jpgSat, 21 Jan 2017 02:56:40 GMT http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/random-ramblings/The-Best-Part-of-Wakin-Up-is-Folgers-in-Your-Cup--132.html Coffee and trying to stop smoking doesn't fit together too well, if you have used them as a combo, but strong people, like I am, can do it!]]> http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/pictures/N/A-132-1-350210.jpgMon, 04 Mar 2013 01:15:04 GMT http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/random-ramblings/How-is-coffee-made--129.html learning about the coffee producing process]]> http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/pictures/N/A-129-1-350210.jpgTue, 30 Oct 2012 03:31:03 GMT http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/random-ramblings/Its-pizza-time--126.html I can clearly hear the noises my growing beer belly is making...]]> http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/pictures/N/A-126-1-350210.jpgTue, 02 Oct 2012 09:48:25 GMT http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/random-ramblings/Dunkin-Donuts-out-with-a-new-Coffee-campaign--123.html I'm hungry]]> http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/pictures/N/A-123-1-350210.jpgSat, 04 Aug 2012 11:09:49 GMT http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/random-ramblings/Coffee-comes-and-coffee-goes-morning-coffee-is-here-to-stay--122.html Was just looking for a nice cosy place to have a coffee in town]]> http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/pictures/N/A-122-1-350210.jpgSat, 04 Aug 2012 11:08:06 GMT http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/lap-travel/Coffee-laptop-and-hope-for-a-better-future--120.html I love dreaming. But when the dreams end, reality starts. And then I need a coffee.]]> http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/pictures/N/A-120-1-350210.jpgThu, 21 Jun 2012 01:06:48 GMT http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/interesting-news/N-A--113.html N/A]]> http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/pictures/N/A-113-1-350210.jpgWed, 29 Jun 2011 08:48:23 GMT http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/random-ramblings/Window-shopping-or-finding-the-deals-in-the-internet--112.html Working is not for me, I'd rather look for something weird in the internet.]]> http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/pictures/N/A-112-1-350210.jpgThu, 19 May 2011 10:55:14 GMT http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/random-ramblings/Cleaning-your-house-â€-ain’t-life-a-bitch--111.html The sun is shining, laptop on my table, waitress coming my way, intentions of ordering some coffee.]]> http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/pictures/N/A-111-1-350210.jpgThu, 19 May 2011 10:50:44 GMT http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/useful-posts/Ever-thought-of-remote-tech-support--107.html I was just thinking of how much time I spend on doing things I don't know how to do...]]> http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/pictures/N/A-107-1-350210.jpgMon, 28 Jun 2010 01:01:36 GMT http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/useful-posts/Top-8-useful-laptop-accessories--104.html I was just thinking that I love my laptop, but there's something missing.]]> http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/pictures/laptop-accessories--104-1-350210.jpgFri, 21 May 2010 10:22:02 GMT http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/useful-posts/How-about-a-free-laptop--103.html Thinking of article ideas I could write for my client, basically about what you can get for free in life...and then decided to write one for myself instead.]]> http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/pictures/free-laptop-with-broadband-103-1-350210.jpgMon, 26 Apr 2010 08:08:53 GMT http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/bored-posts/Busty-mannequin-causing-problems--89.html It's about 5pm and I guess it's time to finish working for today...but before I do, I thought I'd share something weird with ya.]]> http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/pictures/busty-mannequin-89-1-350210.jpgWed, 10 Jun 2009 04:05:43 GMT http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/useful-posts/Coffee-and-laptops-is-not-yet-finished--88.html Had a beer or a few last night. At least I know one thing for sure, I did drink beer. Now it's morning, I decided to check my email and a few other things and noticed you are already coming to this site...]]> http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/pictures/N/A-88-1-350210.jpgSat, 06 Jun 2009 11:55:47 GMT